Today ladies and gentlemen, I have witnessed true stupidity in its finest and purest form.
I have witnessed the brutal slaying of three off duty police in Tijuana, Mexico.
I was not 3 meters away from the victims, the droplets of their blood did trickle onto my sweatshirt.
I hope none of those motherfuckers had aids, I heard you can get it if blood from an infected person goes into your eyes.
I'm talking pink mist.
Those fuckers were like "BAM!".
Reminds me of that easy-off commercial, no advertising intended, "Bam! And the dirt is gone." I'm of course referring to Mexican police as dirt, because well, that is what they are.
Ok, so maybe I didn't witness the brutal slaying that happened a few months ago, but I do want to say I fully support it.
All Mexican cops are corrupt and should therefore be slaughtered in public like the pigs that they are.
I'm just stating the facts here, we all know, the hardest criminals in Mexico aren't locked up in jail or wandering the streets, they're walking around with badges, uniforms and have a permit to shoot anyone that looks at them funny. Because that is what they do here in Mexico, they shoot you for any reason and make up some bullshit excuse. [citation needed]
I love wikipedia.
I have to admit, Wiki pwns regardless of what the noob critics say. I've heard a lot of ramble from noobs like "Dude, wiki sucks," But I think they're fucked up in the head.
Which brings me to my next point: Is everyone absolutely retarded or am I just schizophrenic? Everywhere I look I see stupid people.
Thank you, thank you, I am Dash and I'll be here all week.~
Tags: Stupid, Retard, dumbass, wtf